Dear haters, I am openly questioning your patriotism. I think you hate gays, Obama, black people, poor people, all of us, women, atheists and agnostics, Latinos, Muslims, Liberals, all of us, I think you hate every one who isn’t exactly like you, and I think you hate us more than you love your country. I think you hate gay soldiers more than you want America to win its wars.
I’m stealing this, because it’s properly confrontational. My usual argument usually ends up making me sound like a hippy, so this will do nicely.