
bullet, originally uploaded by williac.
It’s safe to say that whoever fired this was probably a jerk, but at least no one was hurt.

interrupted, originally uploaded by williac.
“The standard-issue skyscraper-shape cityscape of Columbus resolved into view, off in the distance. Bland and generic as it was, I wanted to be there.”
- Ellis, Warren. Crooked Little Vein. New York: HarperCollins, 2007.

Jay Reatard, originally uploaded by williac.

Fuck Yeah Ohio, originally uploaded by williac.
Soon to be available at Magnolia Thunderpussy and fuckyeahohio.com.
When I was young I liked to play a daydream game I called “When I’m President”. The fun came from imagining the inevitability of being elected president with all the power that comes with it. As I got older, my presidential edicts and executive priviledges increased in their absurdity, so the game had to be changed to “When I’m King” and eventually to “When I’m a Cartoonish Supervillain”.
Now that I’m older, I’ve moved on from these childish flights of fancy and moved straight to playing “When I’m an Omnipotent Omniscient God”. I’ll spare you the details, but suffice it to say I wouldn’t mess around with floods, fires and plagues… except the plague of frogs. So, after I’m God, if you come home to find your house full of frogs, you can guess that you’ve upset me. Take it as a warning or next time it’s spontaneous human combustion for you.
Now, let’s get depressed by following a thread about dying children:
Damnit… Why am I just now discovering Ikara Colt?
boingboing.net has apparently discovered that some things are taller than they are wide.