Monthly Archive for December, 2007

An Open Letter to the CBS Series Big Bang Theory

Drop the laugh track.

Seriously. You’re obviously nowhere near sophisticated enough to use this tool. Let it go. Putting the thing on a timer isn’t the same as putting it after every joke, regardless of it’s actual humorous content.

This is not a funny post, but if it had been written by the jokers behind Big Bang Theory, it would’ve been interrupted by at least 5 ill-timed laugh track ha ha has. It’s just sad.

You can’t see the mud on my shoes.



, originally uploaded by williac.

offramp



offramp, originally uploaded by williac.

This is your captain speaking…



This is your captain speaking…, originally uploaded by williac.

Some men… may be happy to… explore strange new worlds with unmanned probes, but I… I prefer a more… hands-on approach.

The Wombats

The Wombats are more fun than they have any right to be. I secretly fear that British pop music proves they are superior to us and then I remember that we still have Matt and Kim and Be Your Own Pet and I start to feel better.

An Open Letter to the 2008 Presidential Candidates

I Hate You All.

I’m registering for the voter angst party this time around.

The sun is low in the winter.



The sun is low in the winter., originally uploaded by williac.

Good Morning, Ohio



Good Morning, Ohio, originally uploaded by williac.

Nackles



Nackles, originally uploaded by williac.

YES! My parents gave me some of their old books when they moved last year. I’m thrilled that I got the one containing my favorite Christmas story. Look it up. It’s in the first New Worlds of Fantasy (1967), so good luck finding a hard copy. You can probably find it online though.

Nackles is the Anti-Santa. He’s very similar to Krampus.

new desktop



new desktop, originally uploaded by williac.