Drop the laugh track.
Seriously. You’re obviously nowhere near sophisticated enough to use this tool. Let it go. Putting the thing on a timer isn’t the same as putting it after every joke, regardless of it’s actual humorous content.
This is not a funny post, but if it had been written by the jokers behind Big Bang Theory, it would’ve been interrupted by at least 5 ill-timed laugh track ha ha has. It’s just sad.
This video is nearly 48 minutes long, so don’t think it’s good for a laugh during lunch:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8669488783707640763
The first episode of the This American Life Showtime series is available free online. Go. Watch it now. Act 1 is about a beloved bull and it’s pretty entertaining, but it’s no Act 2. Act 2 is about the Improv Everywhere prank “Best Gig Ever” of which I’m a big fan.